Monday, August 31, 2009

Communicate Vs Calculate

The urge to communicate is more "human" than that to calculate.
Does that mean all who calculate are inhuman?

Saturday, August 29, 2009

Parenting

Necessity nurtures innovation by being an absentee parent while common sense does the same by being a full time one.

Friday, August 28, 2009

Define: 16

The age beyond which most women refuse to age.

Distress

In times of distress, de-stress.

random_bits_of_lazy_days

I want to just lay down and relax
and someone should bring me soup
and massage my back

Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Suicide Vs Murder

Narcissism prevents one from committing suicide and law from murder.

Life is a rat race

Rat races are for rats.

Monday, August 24, 2009

M&A

Q) If a merger were to take place between Goldman Sachs and Citigroup, what would the new entity be called?

A) Sachs and the Citi.


Author - Piyush Gahlot. On "The place for Day-a-jokes".

Sunday, August 23, 2009

Wife

A wife is like a package trip - Along with the things you want to see, you might see some things that you don't want to.

Saturday, August 22, 2009

Dont sit on a seat not vacant yet

Unless you want to give a lap-dance, don't sit on a seat not vacant yet.

Destiny

An unlikely series of improbable events.

Wednesday, August 19, 2009

classic

A cliche is a cliche for a reason.

Diplomatic immunity

All good diplomats are immune.

Monday, August 17, 2009

All your thoughts and actions are open to comments

Welcome to the facebook world.

Never an enough of keeping in touch

The archaic method of annunciation coupled with wireless technology.

Friday, August 14, 2009

Bullets

The thing about bullet points is that each can potentially be as lethal as its namesake - depending on how it is used - again exactly the same as its namesake.
Guess that is why they are called "bullets".

Thursday, August 13, 2009

Do no harm

Do no harm and unnoticed will you go.

Faith

Faith is often about believing in rituals that make no sense - just so that one lands in a place devoid of all rituals.