Sunday, December 27, 2009

A potential causionary statement at NASA

Dont drink and derive.
Courtesy - Arun Nair

Two paths, same outcome : Virtual life and Inefficiency

Q - How does one work really hard at farming, produce a lot of grains and yet not an ounce goes towards alleviating hunger?

A - Store the product in government "storehouses" or Play Farmville.

Tuesday, December 22, 2009

Eat (Drive) well

Life is short, dont (go) fast.

It is important to have a contingency plan

If you are not able to get your spouse to listen to you by "normal" methods, speak while you sleep.

Monday, December 21, 2009

A Lion would never betray his wife...but a Tiger Wood.
Courtesy - Manu Janardhanan

Monday, December 7, 2009

Self fulfilling prophecy

XYZ bank is doomed. Disseminate this "information" far-and-wide enough, and true will it be.

Cacophony

Your To-do list - When you dont know how to reduce its size.

Wednesday, December 2, 2009

A sign at some Banglore shop

Customer is King.
King does not bargain.