A potential causionary statement at NASA

Dont drink and derive.
Courtesy - Arun Nair

Two paths, same outcome : Virtual life and Inefficiency

Q - How does one work really hard at farming, produce a lot of grains and yet not an ounce goes towards alleviating hunger?

A - Store the product in government "storehouses" or Play Farmville.

Eat (Drive) well

Life is short, dont (go) fast.

It is important to have a contingency plan

If you are not able to get your spouse to listen to you by "normal" methods, speak while you sleep.

A Lion would never betray his wife...but a Tiger Wood.
Courtesy - Manu Janardhanan

Self fulfilling prophecy

XYZ bank is doomed. Disseminate this "information" far-and-wide enough, and true will it be.

Cacophony

Your To-do list - When you dont know how to reduce its size.

A sign at some Banglore shop

Customer is King.
King does not bargain.

To love and to hate, both require passion. Period.

Having followers isn't always good

If you are a Human, and somehow manage to get a lot of canine admirers who frantically follow you while on the street, its not a good thing.

Threadbare

When things lay threadbare, make sure you have tools to work with the threads.

Corollary - Dont. ever, dump your PS2 keyboard for a USB one. You never know when you would need them.

Narcissist

One who never looks at the mirror, for the fear of falling in love with himself.

Hand in glove?

Credit card industry is the only one where a person is billed according to not just on payments to the company, but also to its competitors.

Dogma

Responsible for the appearance of canine demeanour in Homo sapiens.

A mention is good enough

Feline presence drives rats, Feminine presence drives men.

Concatenation by heat?

In a bout of temporary rage, the artist threw his temperas.

Peer pressure

When you participate in a rat race just so that you are not defeated by rats

You are either a big loser or irresistible

When the opposite sex tells you they are into a relationship without asking - even when you have not been talking much, and only impersonal talk.

The devil lies in facade

Self-confessed culprits are often not the worst ones around.

Regret in hindsight

When you chide yourself for not having premonitions.